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<description>This is the online documentation of my love affair with bags (and other things). I&#x27;m not much of a shoe addict (it&#x27;s hard to find shoes my size here) so i take it out on well, handbags.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:01:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i was watching zohan the other night...</title>
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<title>it&#x27;s vintage, dahling!</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;i know, i know i&#x27;ve been talking about this vintage bag i found, but i keep forgetting to post it.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;so here it is... my 500-peso (real) fur bag. It&#x27;s been two weeks since i got this and i still haven&#x27;t called that &#x22;bag hospital&#x22; to have this bag cleaned. sheesh. I might have it restyled though... cant decide on having a wooden &#x22;frame&#x22; a gold one then decorated with pearls. help me decide? i cant stand looking at the handle... it&#x27;s soooo awful.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://eatmyhandbagbitch.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/SK8XNQoKCoUAADcY3681&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;img class=&#x22;alignleft&#x22; src=&#x22;http://images.eatmyhandbagbitch.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SK8XNQoKCoUAADcY3681/IMGP0596.JPG?et=bLzSJUhSZu%2CCzXhKkPhzWw&#x26;#x26;nmid=0&#x22; border=&#x22;0&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 19:50:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Final Word...</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 6 Aug 2008 14:08:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;I forgot to go to topshop&#x27;s private sale!&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark talaga!!!&#x3C;/p&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 1 Aug 2008 14:24:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>*faint</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;Body Shop had discontinued its Oceanus line...&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;i&#x27;ve been using that line for almost 10 years arghhh!&#x3C;/p&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 6 Jul 2008 13:18:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>finally!!!</title>
<description>learned how to delete people from my contact</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 4 Jul 2008 13:44:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i-lost</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;my voice...&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;if you find it, pls return it to me.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;thanx&#x3C;/p&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:38:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>save the tigers, save the world</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;to be honest i&#x27;d rather see more of these creatures alive... than most of the people i know.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.worldbank.org/tigers&#x22;&#x3E;www.worldbank.org/tigers&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:23:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>le sigh... the 90&#x27;s</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;I remember when most of my things in school are all Lisa Frank. I really missed that bag *haha*. I remeber my Spice Girls stuff, my Sweet Valley Twins, Sweet Valley High, my Nancy Drew&#x27;s, Cartoons... I remember&#x26;nbsp;all those things I used to do, when my life was revolving around playing and enjoying the things I used to do. I&#x27;m sure everyone in my batch can truly relate to this. &#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;So let&#x27;s all go back in time when...&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;You can sing the rap to &#x22;The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air&#x22; &#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Sunday to watch cartoons.&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;You remember reading &#x22;Goosebumps&#x22;&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;---- i went straight to stephen king!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;You know the profound meaning of &#x22;Wax on, wax off&#x22;&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;---- YES! hahaha and the you felt the need to use anyone who annoys you as karate dummy!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;---- sanrio too! kerokerokeropi!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;You made paper scrunchies to see who you&#x27;d end up marrying&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;---- and mash, flames...&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.facebook.com/add.php?api+key=c7427d30bb17fa5df85a4fc74752d00e&#x22; target=&#x22;_blank&#x22; rel=&#x22;nofollow&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;You danced to &#x22;Wannabe&#x22; by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, ...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 13:44:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ELEPHANT FOOTBALL</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 13:13:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thailand trip</title>
<description>love love love the tiger</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 18:07:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:46:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>wish you were here...</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:37:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>blame it on an aussie holiday...</title>
<description>i stumbled upon a blog about sweets last night... and with easter (another chocolate holiday!) just a few days away, they of course, reviewed tons and tons of easter-themed candies.&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;which, made reminded me of an australian holiday some years ago when my brother and i got high (from sugar rush) on easter-egg chocolates. i guess, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.eastershow.com.au&#x22;&#x3E;easter&#x27;s pretty big in sydney&#x3C;/a&#x3E;... (king-size bags of cadbury, anyone?)&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;so this afternoon, i was planning to surprise my brother with all the easter-egg chocolates that i could find... and NONE of the candy stores or supermarket in cebu sell those, not one easter candy EVER... not even marks and spencer.&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;i am shocked and extremely disappointed... i want my caramel-filled chocolate eggs... *sniff*&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 15:33:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>this is why you shouldn&#x27;t buy anything fake!</title>
<description>&#x3C;P&#x3E;MANILA (Reuters) - Proceeds from the sale of counterfeit cigarettes, medicines, CDs and DVDs that are regularly smuggled into the southern Philippines could be helping fund al Qaeda-linked militants in the region, a security expert said on Thursday.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;Jeffrey Williams, managing director of private security and investigation firm Orion Support Inc., warned innocent purchases from Internet sites and street markets of fake Nike merchandise, counterfeit CDs and DVDs could be funding militant attacks.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x22;Terrorist organizations are attracted to counterfeiting and piracy because it&#x27;s a lucrative business, but also allows terrorists to remain anonymous,&#x22; Williams told an anti-terrorism forum in Manila.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x22;It&#x27;s a high profit and low-risk operation that has grown exponentially.&#x22;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;Citing a study made by Singapore&#x27;s International Centre for Political Violence and Terrorism Research, Williams said trade in counterfeit products was estimated to have reached $650 billion annually, exceeding the global narc...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 7 Mar 2008 10:32:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>from russia with love...</title>
<description>&#x3C;P&#x3E;omg was james bond voted as russia&#x27;s prexy?&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;he&#x27;s so rockstar... i wannabe russian now&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x3C;A href=&#x22;http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=77267&#x22;&#x3E;http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=77267&#x3C;/A&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 5 Mar 2008 10:35:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:51:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>INGRATA!</title>
<description>&#x3C;H1&#x3E;&#x3C;A href=&#x22;http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSMAN22622820080225&#x22;&#x3E;Manila girds for rallies; Estrada says Arroyo should go&#x3C;/A&#x3E;&#x3C;/H1&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;click the link to read more&#x3C;/P&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:19:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>nyahahaha</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 16:34:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dora the Explorer (Crank Dat Soulja Boy)</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 13:21:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Automatic Confession</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:21:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Super Downsize Me!</title>
<description>&#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x3C;A href=&#x22;http://eatmyhandbagbitch.multiply.com/photos/hi-res/upload/R624QAoKCooAAFxqi4Y1&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;IMG class=alignleft src=&#x22;http://images.eatmyhandbagbitch.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/R624QAoKCooAAFxqi4Y1/Pic%28252%29.jpg?et=LCQSYpNwPrypiNtTiMduzQ&#x26;amp;nmid=&#x22; border=0&#x3E;&#x3C;/A&#x3E;i just found the tiniest burgers in town! &#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;kid&#x27;s meal burgers @ SecretRecipes (Shangrila mall)&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;the patties are about the size of a peso coin, not the best burger in town though...&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E;</description>
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<title>Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy...</title>
<description>&#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x22;...It&#x27;s such an evil thing to watch someone like you&#x3C;BR&#x3E;Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy &#x3C;BR&#x3E;Nobody wins when you&#x27;re full of envy...&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;...Still, you&#x27;ll never walk a day in my shoes&#x22;&#x3C;BR&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 9 Feb 2008 08:31:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>dude... serious question...</title>
<description>who am i kidding</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 10:33:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jingle Cats - Merry Christmas To All</title>
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<title>Achmed&#x27;s &#x27;Jingle Bombs&#x27; (with lyrics!)</title>
<description>Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christms in Iraq

I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That&#x2019;s when I got shot in the ass
By the U.S military

Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
Your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head

I used to be a man
But everytime I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer
As a convenience stall night clerk

Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
I think I got screwed
Don&#x2019;t laugh at me because I&#x2019;m dead
Or I kill</description>
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